Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Lie Detector

A man bought a lie detector robot which slaps people who lies. He decided to test it at dinner.


DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school.

*Robot slaps Son*

SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story.

*It slaps son again*

SON: OK, it was day with a porn star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!

*It slaps dad*

MOM: HA HA!After all he's your son!

*It slaps mom*

9:11 PM
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